Don’t make me muse in the mornings

I wonder if that's a detachable shower head. But that's a whole other thing...

One of the best feelings in the world is being in a hot shower when it’s cold outside. I have to assume it’s a similar feeling to being in the womb.

One of the worst feelings in the world is being wet and cold, like when you leave the shower. I have to imagine that this is a similar feeling to being born.

Not only are you wet and cold, but now you have to face day-to-day life, which is just, like…blah…

In the winter, my showers last, like, twenty minutes. I ain’t no preemie.

That is all.

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