One of the best feelings in the world is being in a hot shower when it’s cold outside. I have to assume it’s a similar feeling to being in the womb.
One of the worst feelings in the world is being wet and cold, like when you leave the shower. I have to imagine that this is a similar feeling to being born.
Not only are you wet and cold, but now you have to face day-to-day life, which is just, like…blah…
In the winter, my showers last, like, twenty minutes. I ain’t no preemie.
That is all.