Helpful Tips pt. 3

How to tell if you’re going to be alone forever:

  1. This sounds like a self-esteem issue. Go look in the mirror.
  2. Not THAT mirror. That mirror makes you look like a hag. Go look in another mirror.
  3. That’s better. See? At the very least, you’re interesting looking.
  4. But yeah, you might.
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