So I just noticed that I spelled “irreverent” wrong in my header thing up there. That’s embarrassing. Perhaps I was drunk when I made it (I wasn’t). I was going to change it and slink away, hoping that no one saw, but instead, I think I’m going to own up to it (mostly because it’s late and I can’t find the file on my computer right now):
Hi, my name is Lisa and I’m an English major that can’t spell. Without the word processor’s squiggly red line, I am totally lost. This causes problems in both my personal and professional life.
Oh wait, I just found the file. Changed it, suckazzz!
Ugh, it’s late.